IconoclasT wrote:
] NEW YORK—At a press conference Monday, drug giant
] Pfizer formally introduced Hoagizine, a pharmaceutical-grade
] Turkey-Bacon-Guacamole Melt so delicious, it's only available
] by prescription.
] "Made with lean white turkey breast, hickory-smoked bacon,
] zesty guacamole, Boston leaf lettuce, and ripe tomatoes on
] crusty French bread, Hoagizine is indicated in the treatment
] of lunchtime satisfaction dysfunction," said Stephen Spencer,
] Pfizer's head of research and product development. "But
] Hoagizine is only available after consultation with a
] physician, so be sure to ask your doctor if this new sandwich
] is right for you."
]
] This probably isn't as far fetched as the parody would
] presume... The food police are everywhere. Fight the
] Power!

My question is, does insurance cover it? But the ingredients do sound pretty good... or maybe I'm just hungry :) lol.......

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