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Onion: New Prescription Only Sandwich Extra Delicious
by IconoclasT at 7:10 pm EDT, May 25, 2004 |
NEW YORKAt a press conference Monday, drug giant Pfizer formally introduced Hoagizine, a pharmaceutical-grade Turkey-Bacon-Guacamole Melt so delicious, it's only available by prescription.
"Made with lean white turkey breast, hickory-smoked bacon, zesty guacamole, Boston leaf lettuce, and ripe tomatoes on crusty French bread, Hoagizine is indicated in the treatment of lunchtime satisfaction dysfunction," said Stephen Spencer, Pfizer's head of research and product development. "But Hoagizine is only available after consultation with a physician, so be sure to ask your doctor if this new sandwich is right for you." This probably isn't as far fetched as the parody would presume... The food police are everywhere. Fight the Power! |
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RE: Onion: New Prescription Only Sandwich Extra Delicious
by biochik007 at 7:43 pm EDT, May 25, 2004 |
IconoclasT wrote:
] NEW YORKAt a press conference Monday, drug giant
] Pfizer formally introduced Hoagizine, a pharmaceutical-grade
] Turkey-Bacon-Guacamole Melt so delicious, it's only available
] by prescription.
] "Made with lean white turkey breast, hickory-smoked bacon,
] zesty guacamole, Boston leaf lettuce, and ripe tomatoes on
] crusty French bread, Hoagizine is indicated in the treatment
] of lunchtime satisfaction dysfunction," said Stephen Spencer,
] Pfizer's head of research and product development. "But
] Hoagizine is only available after consultation with a
] physician, so be sure to ask your doctor if this new sandwich
] is right for you."
]
] This probably isn't as far fetched as the parody would
] presume... The food police are everywhere. Fight the
] Power! My question is, does insurance cover it? But the ingredients do sound pretty good... or maybe I'm just hungry :) lol....... |
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Onion: New Prescription Only Sandwich Extra Delicious
by flynn23 at 10:36 am EDT, May 26, 2004 |
NEW YORKAt a press conference Monday, drug giant Pfizer formally introduced Hoagizine, a pharmaceutical-grade Turkey-Bacon-Guacamole Melt so delicious, it's only available by prescription.
"Made with lean white turkey breast, hickory-smoked bacon, zesty guacamole, Boston leaf lettuce, and ripe tomatoes on crusty French bread, Hoagizine is indicated in the treatment of lunchtime satisfaction dysfunction," said Stephen Spencer, Pfizer's head of research and product development. "But Hoagizine is only available after consultation with a physician, so be sure to ask your doctor if this new sandwich is right for you." |
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