janelane wrote:
] ] Since it is clear that we cannot leave until they stop
] ] killing us, and equally clear that they will not stop
] ] killing us until we leave, I propose the following exit
] ] strategy:
] ] 1) Kill all the ones who are trying to kill us, in
] ] such a way that none of those who presently do not want
] ] to kill us suddenly start wanting to kill us.
] ] 2) At the moment of the death of the last person who
] ] wanted to kill us, race quickly out of the country before
] ] some additional person suddenly decides he/she wants to
] ] kill us, thus necessitating our continued presence in
] ] Iraq, in order to kill him/her.
] ] 3) Having left Iraq quickly, do not look back, so as
] ] not to witness individuals claiming they would have liked
] ] to kill us, which would then necessitate a return to
] ] Iraq, in order to etc., etc. (See No. 2, above.)
]
] Good ole Slate. Better before MSN, but they are currently
] showing a surprising amount of Kerry support. This particular
] article is very tongue-in-cheek, so don't get your knickers in
] a bunch. :-)
]
] -janelane

Of course a simpler route would be:

1. Go home
2. Grow up.
3. Learn to make friends, nor enemies. (You are not God)