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RE: Brown-Forman debuts low-carb wines
by Vile at 4:17 pm EDT, May 25, 2004

IconoclasT wrote:
] LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — Brown-Forman has squeezed carbs out
] of its newest wines. Even the brand names reinforce the
] carbohydrate-counting craze.
]     The wine and spirits maker expects to make a splash with
] its low-carb vintages, which will reach shelves nationally
] starting around Memorial Day. The wines are named after the
] grams of carbohydrates in a 5-ounce glass. One brand is called
] One.6 Chardonnay; the other is One.9 Merlot.
]     Normally, a 5-ounce glass of wine has 3 to 6 grams of
] carbs, the company said. The low-carb brands have the same
] alcohol content as other wines.
]

]
] WTF?!?! This Atkins/South Beach Diet BS pseudo science is way
] past its 15 minutes of fame. Apparently PT Barnum hit the nail
] on the had. There's a sucker born every minute. Enough Already

At least the Atkins diet allows Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection to shine on into the new millenium! Say goodbye to your fat...not to mention hearts, livers, and...whoops, you fat assholes never had any brains to begin with!!! Otherwise you would have never gone on this cockamaimie diet! Wanna lose weight? Smoke cigarettes and get cancer. It's as easy as breathing, unless of course if you cocksuckers are too lazy to do that too!

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