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FOXNews.com - German Couple Finds Out Stork Isn't Real
by Acidus at 1:01 am EDT, May 20, 2004

] "We are not talking retarded people here," the clinic
] spokesman said. The two "were simply unaware, after eight
] years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary
] to procreate."

[ Ok, how sheltered do you need to be to miss out on this knowledge. I mean, on top of that, wouldn't biology... you know, instinct, take over at some point. I guess they sleep in separate beds and don't talk about things like desire or certain physical alterations that may accompany it? Some kinda marriage.

Fuck it, I think the clinician is wrong... these people *are* retarded... in the strictest sense of the word. Their stupid families retarded them by not telling them things. So much so that some seriously fundamental human bahaviors were totally blocked. If I were them, i'd be on the phone with mom and dad right now like "HEY, WHAT THE FUCK!?"

I'm holding back the rant I want to make, but suffice it to say that i don't approve of fundamentalist bullshit or 'protecting' kids by telling them nothing, ever. This would be funny if it wasn't so sad. -k]


 
RE: FOXNews.com - German Couple Finds Out Stork Isn't Real
by w1ld at 7:24 pm EDT, May 20, 2004

Acidus wrote:
] ] "We are not talking retarded people here," the clinic
] ] spokesman said. The two "were simply unaware, after eight
] ] years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary
] ] to procreate."

I hope the clinic gave them a Sex for Dummies book or a few
pr0n videos for free. They will have 10 kids over the next
decade because they didn't know how to prevent from
having kids.


FOXNews.com - German Couple Finds Out Stork Isn't Real
by Decius at 12:41 pm EDT, May 19, 2004

] After eight years of marriage, the 36-year-old man and
] his 30-year-old wife went to the campus' fertility clinic
] to figure out what was wrong.
]
] Doctors gave them a battery of tests and were baffled
] - both husband and wife were healthily fertile.
]
] Then came the important question.
]
] "When we asked them how often they had had sex," said a
] clinic spokesman, "they looked blank, and said: 'What do
] you mean?'"


FOXNews.com - German Couple Finds Out Stork Isn't Real
by skullaria at 8:30 am EDT, May 20, 2004

What K. Said.

] "We are not talking retarded people here," the clinic
] spokesman said. The two "were simply unaware, after eight
] years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary
] to procreate."

[ Ok, how sheltered do you need to be to miss out on this knowledge. I mean, on top of that, wouldn't biology... you know, instinct, take over at some point. I guess they sleep in separate beds and don't talk about things like desire or certain physical alterations that may accompany it? Some kinda marriage.

Fuck it, I think the clinician is wrong... these people *are* retarded... in the strictest sense of the word. Their stupid families retarded them by not telling them things. So much so that some seriously fundamental human bahaviors were totally blocked. If I were them, i'd be on the phone with mom and dad right now like "HEY, WHAT THE FUCK!?"

I'm holding back the rant I want to make, but suffice it to say that i don't approve of fundamentalist bullshit or 'protecting' kids by telling them nothing, ever. This would be funny if it wasn't so sad. -k]


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