"PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (AP) -- The risk of birth defects in children born to couples who are first or second cousins isn't as high as many experts had believed, according to a study that sheds new light on a practice that is stigmatized in many Western cultures."

There will be celebrations all across Kentucky and West Virginia tonight. One reveler in Bowling Green was quoted as saying "God Damn! Maybe little Jimmy ain't gunna grow up to be a retard after all! YeeHaa!"