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eBay - Divorced Man Models ex-Wife's Wedding Dress by k at 12:30 pm EDT, Apr 27, 2004 |
] Personally, I think it looks like a $1200 shower curtain, but ] what do I know about this. We tried taking pictures of this ] lovely white garment but it didnt look right on the hanger as ] you can see, so my sister says, "You need a model." Well, quite ] frankly my sister isnt exactly small, (like a size 12 is?) so ] she wouldnt pose for the picture. Seeing as I have sworn off ] women for the time being and I aint friends with any, it left me ] holding the bag. I took the liberty of blacking out my face - ] not to protect the ex-wife but to protect me from my bar buddies ] and co-workers finding out about it. I would never live it ] down. Actually I didnt think my head would fit in the neck ] hole, but then I figured she got her Texas cheerleader hair ] through there I could get my head in it. Though, after looking ] at the pictures, I thought it made me look fat. [ Awesome! -k] |
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RE: eBay - Divorced Man Models ex-Wife's Wedding Dress by janelane at 9:04 am EDT, Apr 28, 2004 |
inignoct wrote: ] {snip} ] ] [ Awesome! -k] Holy crap! Current bid = $331,952.00(!) Favorite quotes include: "I gotta say it did make me feel very pretty." " Its also the first time Ive been inside something feminine that didnt nag me to take out the garbage." "All I know is, for my next wedding I will be wearing a hairy, flesh-toned ensemble because I will be buck naked with a toe tag lying on a slab in the morgue because I would have killed myself." This guy has gotta be a fake. Otherwise, he's an awfully eloquent redneck. |
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eBay - Divorced Man Models ex-Wife's Wedding Dress by Elonka at 9:34 pm EDT, Apr 26, 2004 |
] Personally, I think it looks like a $1200 shower curtain, but ] what do I know about this. We tried taking pictures of this ] lovely white garment but it didnt look right on the hanger as ] you can see, so my sister says, "You need a model." Well, quite ] frankly my sister isnt exactly small, (like a size 12 is?) so ] she wouldnt pose for the picture. Seeing as I have sworn off ] women for the time being and I aint friends with any, it left me ] holding the bag. I took the liberty of blacking out my face - ] not to protect the ex-wife but to protect me from my bar buddies ] and co-workers finding out about it. I would never live it ] down. Actually I didnt think my head would fit in the neck ] hole, but then I figured she got her Texas cheerleader hair ] through there I could get my head in it. Though, after looking ] at the pictures, I thought it made me look fat. LOL! The auction's only up through 4/28, so check this out when you can. It's hilarious. Be sure to read the entire story. |
eBay item 4146756343 (Ends Apr-28-04 15:37:01 PDT) - SIZE 12 WEDDING DRESS/GOWN NO RESERVE by dmv at 1:10 am EDT, Apr 28, 2004 |
] One Slightly Used Size 12 Wedding Gown. Only worn twice: ] Once at the wedding and once for these pictures. Another eBay ad phenominon |
eBay - Divorced Man Models ex-Wife's Wedding Dress by Dr. Nanochick at 6:13 pm EDT, Apr 29, 2004 |
] Personally, I think it looks like a $1200 shower curtain, but ] what do I know about this. We tried taking pictures of this ] lovely white garment but it didnt look right on the hanger as ] you can see, so my sister says, "You need a model." Well, quite ] frankly my sister isnt exactly small, (like a size 12 is?) so ] she wouldnt pose for the picture. Seeing as I have sworn off ] women for the time being and I aint friends with any, it left me ] holding the bag. I took the liberty of blacking out my face - ] not to protect the ex-wife but to protect me from my bar buddies ] and co-workers finding out about it. I would never live it ] down. Actually I didnt think my head would fit in the neck ] hole, but then I figured she got her Texas cheerleader hair ] through there I could get my head in it. Though, after looking ] at the pictures, I thought it made me look fat. [ Awesome! -k] Hilarious - this was time well spent procrastinating on my grant writing, reading this page:) - Nano |
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