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eBay - Divorced Man Models ex-Wife's Wedding Dress
by k at 12:30 pm EDT, Apr 27, 2004

] Personally, I think it looks like a $1200 shower curtain, but
] what do I know about this. We tried taking pictures of this
] lovely white garment but it didn’t look right on the hanger as
] you can see, so my sister says, "You need a model." Well, quite
] frankly my sister isn’t exactly small, (like a size 12 is?) so
] she wouldn’t pose for the picture. Seeing as I have sworn off
] women for the time being and I ain’t friends with any, it left me
] holding the bag. I took the liberty of blacking out my face -
] not to protect the ex-wife but to protect me from my bar buddies
] and co-workers finding out about it. I would never live it
] down. Actually I didn’t think my head would fit in the neck
] hole, but then I figured she got her Texas cheerleader hair
] through there I could get my head in it. Though, after looking
] at the pictures, I thought it made me look fat.

[ Awesome! -k]


 
RE: eBay - Divorced Man Models ex-Wife's Wedding Dress
by janelane at 9:04 am EDT, Apr 28, 2004

inignoct wrote:
] {snip}
]
] [ Awesome! -k]

Holy crap! Current bid = $331,952.00(!)

Favorite quotes include:
"I gotta say it did make me feel very pretty."
" It’s also the first time I’ve been inside something feminine that didn’t nag me to take out the garbage."
"All I know is, for my next wedding I will be wearing a hairy, flesh-toned ensemble because I will be buck naked with a toe tag lying on a slab in the morgue because I would have killed myself."

This guy has gotta be a fake. Otherwise, he's an awfully eloquent redneck.


eBay - Divorced Man Models ex-Wife's Wedding Dress
by Elonka at 9:34 pm EDT, Apr 26, 2004

] Personally, I think it looks like a $1200 shower curtain, but
] what do I know about this. We tried taking pictures of this
] lovely white garment but it didn’t look right on the hanger as
] you can see, so my sister says, "You need a model." Well, quite
] frankly my sister isn’t exactly small, (like a size 12 is?) so
] she wouldn’t pose for the picture. Seeing as I have sworn off
] women for the time being and I ain’t friends with any, it left me
] holding the bag. I took the liberty of blacking out my face -
] not to protect the ex-wife but to protect me from my bar buddies
] and co-workers finding out about it. I would never live it
] down. Actually I didn’t think my head would fit in the neck
] hole, but then I figured she got her Texas cheerleader hair
] through there I could get my head in it. Though, after looking
] at the pictures, I thought it made me look fat.

LOL! The auction's only up through 4/28, so check this out when you can. It's hilarious. Be sure to read the entire story.


eBay item 4146756343 (Ends Apr-28-04 15:37:01 PDT) - SIZE 12 WEDDING DRESS/GOWN NO RESERVE
by dmv at 1:10 am EDT, Apr 28, 2004

] One Slightly Used Size 12 Wedding Gown. Only worn twice:
] Once at the wedding and once for these pictures.

Another eBay ad phenominon


eBay - Divorced Man Models ex-Wife's Wedding Dress
by Dr. Nanochick at 6:13 pm EDT, Apr 29, 2004

] Personally, I think it looks like a $1200 shower curtain, but
] what do I know about this. We tried taking pictures of this
] lovely white garment but it didn’t look right on the hanger as
] you can see, so my sister says, "You need a model." Well, quite
] frankly my sister isn’t exactly small, (like a size 12 is?) so
] she wouldn’t pose for the picture. Seeing as I have sworn off
] women for the time being and I ain’t friends with any, it left me
] holding the bag. I took the liberty of blacking out my face -
] not to protect the ex-wife but to protect me from my bar buddies
] and co-workers finding out about it. I would never live it
] down. Actually I didn’t think my head would fit in the neck
] hole, but then I figured she got her Texas cheerleader hair
] through there I could get my head in it. Though, after looking
] at the pictures, I thought it made me look fat.

[ Awesome! -k]

Hilarious - this was time well spent procrastinating on my grant writing, reading this page:) - Nano


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