IconoclasT wrote: ] This Week's Onion Must Read... ] ] "Capable of navigating the billions of thoughts, ] experiences, and emotions that make up the human psyche, the ] new Yahoo soul-search engine helps users find what's deep ] inside them quickly and easily," Yahoo CEO Terry Semel said. ] "All those long, difficult nights of pondering your place in ] this world are a thing of the past." In the past, a soul ] search was a labor-intensive and time-consuming process. ] ] "A soul search often required backpacking trips across Europe, ] disastrous long-term relationships with incompatible lovers, ] and years of expensive therapy, "Worse, the search process ] often included depression, lowered self-worth, and intense ] doubt." Semel called the old way of seeking clarity "a ] logistical nightmare." I hate to tell Yahoo, but someone already beat them to this, it's called therapy. But it isnt free, so they may be on to something.... RE: Onion : Yahoo Lauches Soul Search Engine |