IconoclasT wrote:
] This Week's Onion Must Read...
]
] "Capable of navigating the billions of thoughts,
] experiences, and emotions that make up the human psyche, the
] new Yahoo soul-search engine helps users find what's deep
] inside them quickly and easily," Yahoo CEO Terry Semel said.
] "All those long, difficult nights of pondering your place in
] this world are a thing of the past." In the past, a soul
] search was a labor-intensive and time-consuming process.
]
] "A soul search often required backpacking trips across Europe,
] disastrous long-term relationships with incompatible lovers,
] and years of expensive therapy, "Worse, the search process
] often included depression, lowered self-worth, and intense
] doubt." Semel called the old way of seeking clarity "a
] logistical nightmare."

I hate to tell Yahoo, but someone already beat them to this, it's called therapy. But it isnt free, so they may be on to something....

biochik007 wrote:
]
] I hate to tell Yahoo, but someone already beat them to this,
] it's called therapy. But it isnt free, so they may be on to
] something....

The Onion is a parody news site. Nothing they run is true but is often very funny and insightful.