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RE: If I ever see another Enzyte commercial....

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RE: If I ever see another Enzyte commercial....
by biochik007 at 6:40 pm EDT, Apr 9, 2004

IconoclasT wrote:
] Someone is gonna get hurt (badly). That guy with the
] frozen smile kills me. Is anyone really stupid enough
] to buy this stuff? Apparently, I'm in the wrong business.
]
] Molly’s husband Carl has been less enthusiastic about sex.
] At first, Molly thought he was less attracted to her. When she
] finally got up the nerve to talk to him about it, however, she
] found out that Carl has been having issues problems gaining
] the confidence to perform in bed. Carl longs for the days when
] he was younger and his erections seemed fuller, stronger, and
] firmer.
]
] A decline in erection quality is normal over time. Just as
] women begin to enter their sexual peak, often we men find our
] performance ability and erection quality falling behind.
] Unfortunately, the women in our lives don’t always understand
] that. They may think it’s due to a lack of attraction or,
] worse, they may want to “talk about it.” And we all know, all
] the talk in the world can’t bring back firmer erections.
]
] If you find yourself longing for the firm, full erections you
] once enjoyed, Enzyte may be able to help. Its unique formula
] is specially blended to provide men with maximum health
] benefits without unnecessary risks.
]
] *These statements have not been reviewed by the Food and Drug
] Administration, and individual results may vary. Enzyte should
] be taken as part of a healthy lifestyle and is not intended to
] diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Ummmm is the commercial where they say if you have any erections lasting more than 4 hrs please see your doctor? Holy shit, I dont think Id want one for 4 hrs, not a good thing....

RE: If I ever see another Enzyte commercial....


 
 
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