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If I ever see another Enzyte commercial....
by IconoclasT at 6:23 pm EDT, Apr 9, 2004

Someone is gonna get hurt (badly). That guy with the frozen smile kills me. Is anyone really stupid enough to buy this stuff? Apparently, I'm in the wrong business.

Molly’s husband Carl has been less enthusiastic about sex. At first, Molly thought he was less attracted to her. When she finally got up the nerve to talk to him about it, however, she found out that Carl has been having issues problems gaining the confidence to perform in bed. Carl longs for the days when he was younger and his erections seemed fuller, stronger, and firmer.

A decline in erection quality is normal over time. Just as women begin to enter their sexual peak, often we men find our performance ability and erection quality falling behind. Unfortunately, the women in our lives don’t always understand that. They may think it’s due to a lack of attraction or, worse, they may want to “talk about it.” And we all know, all the talk in the world can’t bring back firmer erections.

If you find yourself longing for the firm, full erections you once enjoyed, Enzyte may be able to help. Its unique formula is specially blended to provide men with maximum health benefits without unnecessary risks.

*These statements have not been reviewed by the Food and Drug Administration, and individual results may vary. Enzyte should be taken as part of a healthy lifestyle and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.


 
RE: If I ever see another Enzyte commercial....
by biochik007 at 6:40 pm EDT, Apr 9, 2004

IconoclasT wrote:
] Someone is gonna get hurt (badly). That guy with the
] frozen smile kills me. Is anyone really stupid enough
] to buy this stuff? Apparently, I'm in the wrong business.
]
] Molly’s husband Carl has been less enthusiastic about sex.
] At first, Molly thought he was less attracted to her. When she
] finally got up the nerve to talk to him about it, however, she
] found out that Carl has been having issues problems gaining
] the confidence to perform in bed. Carl longs for the days when
] he was younger and his erections seemed fuller, stronger, and
] firmer.
]
] A decline in erection quality is normal over time. Just as
] women begin to enter their sexual peak, often we men find our
] performance ability and erection quality falling behind.
] Unfortunately, the women in our lives don’t always understand
] that. They may think it’s due to a lack of attraction or,
] worse, they may want to “talk about it.” And we all know, all
] the talk in the world can’t bring back firmer erections.
]
] If you find yourself longing for the firm, full erections you
] once enjoyed, Enzyte may be able to help. Its unique formula
] is specially blended to provide men with maximum health
] benefits without unnecessary risks.
]
] *These statements have not been reviewed by the Food and Drug
] Administration, and individual results may vary. Enzyte should
] be taken as part of a healthy lifestyle and is not intended to
] diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Ummmm is the commercial where they say if you have any erections lasting more than 4 hrs please see your doctor? Holy shit, I dont think Id want one for 4 hrs, not a good thing....


  
RE: If I ever see another Enzyte commercial....
by IconoclasT at 6:46 pm EDT, Apr 9, 2004

biochik007 wrote:
]
] Ummmm is the commercial where they say if you have any
] erections lasting more than 4 hrs please see your doctor?
] Holy shit, I dont think Id want one for 4 hrs, not a good
] thing....

No, I think that is the new viagra alternative Cialis (prescription).
If you had one at all, nevermind 4 hrs, you would probably have to change your memestreams handle to BioDude007 ;p~~


   
RE: If I ever see another Enzyte commercial....
by biochik007 at 11:01 pm EDT, Apr 9, 2004

IconoclasT wrote:
] biochik007 wrote:
] ]
] ] Ummmm is the commercial where they say if you have any
] ] erections lasting more than 4 hrs please see your doctor?
] ] Holy shit, I dont think Id want one for 4 hrs, not a good
] ] thing....
]
] No, I think that is the new viagra alternative Cialis
] (prescription).
] If you had one at all, nevermind 4 hrs, you would probably
] have to change your memestreams handle to BioDude007 ;p~~

Oh yeah.... it was the Cialis, you can tell I pay a lot of attention to those commercials. 00ps! :)


 
 
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