IconoclasT wrote:
] BOSTON—Justices of the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court
] ruled 5-2 Monday in favor of full, equal, and mandatory gay
] marriages for all citizens. The order nullifies all
] pre-existing heterosexual marriages and lays the groundwork
] for the 2.4 million compulsory same-sex marriages that will
] take place in the state by May 15.
] Marshall added: "Since the allowance of gay marriage
] undermines heterosexual unions, we decided to work a few steps
] ahead and strike down opposite-sex unions altogether."
] Massachusetts has one of the highest concentrations of gay
] households in the country, at 1.3 percent, according to the
] 2000 census. Under the new laws, the figure is expected to
] increase by approximately 98.7 percentage points.
]
] Riduculous, yes but it does show what a silly issue this whole
] thing is.

Sigh..... don't we have more important things to worry about?

RE: Onion:Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry