IconoclasT wrote: ] Burlington, VT - Howard Dean dropped out of the ] Democratic presidential race on Wednesday, and ] declared himself King of the new nation of Vermontia. ] The people have spoken, said Dean, damn them! He added, ] The dismal performance of my campaign proves the American ] people are not ready for democracy. Clearly we need a ] monarchy. He stated that Vermont is leaving the US to become ] Vermontia, and he would rule as King Howard I. ] ] Bahahahaha! ROFLMAO. BB Spot & Onion.com should be required ] reading. haha.. that picture with the crown on his head is so funny... Love this quote: Dean announced he was offering Al Gore the position of court jester. Gore, who has been hiding under his bed ever since endorsing Dean, was not available for comment. RE: Parody:Dean Quits Race, Declares Himself King of Vermontia |