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Parody:Dean Quits Race, Declares Himself King of Vermontia by IconoclasT at 6:34 pm EST, Feb 25, 2004 |
Burlington, VT - Howard Dean dropped out of the Democratic presidential race on Wednesday, and declared himself King of the new nation of Vermontia. The people have spoken, said Dean, damn them! He added, The dismal performance of my campaign proves the American people are not ready for democracy. Clearly we need a monarchy. He stated that Vermont is leaving the US to become Vermontia, and he would rule as King Howard I. Bahahahaha! ROFLMAO. BB Spot & Onion.com should be required reading. |
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RE: Parody:Dean Quits Race, Declares Himself King of Vermontia by w1ld at 10:24 pm EST, Feb 27, 2004 |
IconoclasT wrote: ] Burlington, VT - Howard Dean dropped out of the ] Democratic presidential race on Wednesday, and ] declared himself King of the new nation of Vermontia. ] The people have spoken, said Dean, damn them! He added, ] The dismal performance of my campaign proves the American ] people are not ready for democracy. Clearly we need a ] monarchy. He stated that Vermont is leaving the US to become ] Vermontia, and he would rule as King Howard I. ] ] Bahahahaha! ROFLMAO. BB Spot & Onion.com should be required ] reading. haha.. that picture with the crown on his head is so funny... Love this quote: Dean announced he was offering Al Gore the position of court jester. Gore, who has been hiding under his bed ever since endorsing Dean, was not available for comment. |
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