] A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness
]
] Congratulations on your decision to join the forces of
] darkness! Evil always needs more tools... I mean...
] agents... for its unholy army of the night, and by
] joining now you can rest assured that your remaining
] years will be spent pursuing the 'good' things of life:
] lust, greed, debauchery, the construction of enormous
] weather machines... Your favorite hobby can become a
] lifelong career! Thus, this handy guide has been created
] to nurture any potential lunatic into a lifetime of evil
] and destruction.

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