from the much ballyhooed best page in the universe...

] I'm impressed that they've been able to take a 2D
] character with a 1D personality and bloat it into a 3D
] disaster. With a tagline like "it's all about ME-OW," you
] can be guaranteed the cinematic equivalence of having
] your hand fed to a wood chipper when this mind-dump hits
] the screen. The tagline would be more fitting if it were
] changed to "it's all about
] ME-OH-SHIT-I-THINK-I-JUST-HAD-AN-ANEURISM." A movie about
] Garfield? What next, a sequel to "The Mask" starring a
] CGI baby?

yeah. that sums up my feelings too...