This is just too bizarre not to meme...

Apparently, this company does concrete and foundation crack repair but the opportunites for innuendo are just too damn good...

Mr Happy Crack (along with his trademark slogan "A dry crack is a happy crack") was introduced to the world in early 2002 and immediately achieved the type of fame usually reserved for rock stars, corporate whistle-blowers, and conjoined siblings.

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