McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond by Mike the Usurper at 11:51 pm EST, Jan 7, 2004
] Dear Paul Bremer, ] ] I feel your pain. I, too, have tried to topple dictators, ] usurp power, and occupy foreign nations while trying to ] steel domestic support for military intervention.
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