] HONOLULU -In an announcement with grave implications
] for the primacy of the species of man, marine biologists
] at the Hawaii Oceanographic Institute reported Monday
] that dolphins, or family Delphinidae, have evolved
] opposable thumbs on their pectoral fins.
]
] "I believe I speak for the entire human race when I say,
] 'Holy fuck,'" said Oceanographic Institute director Dr.
] James Aoki, noting that the dolphin has a cranial
] capacity 40 percent greater than that of humans. "That's
] it for us monkeys."

End the year with a laugh.