inignoct wrote:
] i wonder how their ancestors originally gained rights over the
] red planet... guess he flew there and staked a claim. i
] didn't realize africans were kicking interplanetary travel
] back in B.C. that's fucking impressive.

Dude, where do you think they got those pyramid things?

] i like the part at the end about the guy selling deeds to
] plots on the moon. can't wait til we get a base up there and
] some fucktard tries to claim it's built on his land and
] demands millions. And how the owners of the base will be all,
] "Say, that's a pretty good deal, but we've got a better one.
] We're gonna give you the finger... and you're going to fuck
] off."

And thus began the intractable conflict between the mooninites and moonies. Mooninites running weekly suicide bombings in response to Moonie settlements on Mooninite territory. Regular peace negotiations having absolutely no impact on the progress of the conflict, but do provide a purpose for Jimmy Carter, or rather his head, which is now kept in a jar.